Good Morning fellow Huantusketeers! This Halloween season I raise my witch's wand in a salute to all the other passionate carriers of the Haunted Flame!
This season is upon us and the past weekend I had the pleasure of attending the Land of Illusion. Friday Night began in a very interesting way...the brisk air of Autumn blew through the plains of Middletown much earlier than in years past. My nipples became erect as I thought of how exciting the night would be as I was surely to be chased by Dr. Psycho, abused by the fellows in the Shanty and cornhusked in the Field of Screams! This much excitement hadn't been experienced since last Halloween when Mr. Mittens performed some of his cutomary experiments on me.
I will say that the Land of Illusion always is more unique than any other haunt, but this year it is even better. You are greeted by a giant victorian mansion that is perched atop of the ticket booth. A glorious display of the sheer madness and vision that the owners of the Land of Illusion possess.
Once inside I was greeted by a familiar song that often is played inside of dance halls and high school gymanasiums...the sound of the Cupid Shuffle. There were hundreds of people doing the dance on the stage of Club Zombie as Cupid himself performed the song. A true spectacle! What other haunt has this kind of entertainment? Well, the Trehhouse of Sodomy does, but that is another story for October 31st!
As for the huants, The Middletown Haunted Trail has been extended and the end is completely new. WOW.
The Temple of Terror has been redone and new scenes put in..the scares continue.
The Shanty is now about a 15 minute haunt, as it was only 5 last year. The end is a darkened maze that you are not allowed to used cell phone light in. I was touched by many monsters and nearly soiled my jeans...since I was going commando, this would have been a very big problem.
Dr. Psycho....just go through it, I won't ruin it.
Field of Screams...no monsters but dark and creepy to be in corn by yourself.
Killer Klowns...Killer
Other highlights? I asked 2 of the vampiresses if they would like to go home with me or at least allow me to become a fang banger, but they said they had to work late.
Ooooooh a haunting we will go!
Until next week this is Pacifier Jones reminding you to always look both ways when you are double crossing someone!
Toodles
